You've probably seen how to create a Function-as-a-Service with one of the cloud providers, but if this is all you know about Serverless, prepare to have your mind blown! In this session we'll show you how to create a production-grade, cloud-neutral, event-driven serverless solution with Quarkus, a Java stack optimized for fast startup and small footprint; and Knative, an open-source community project for deploying, running, and managing serverless applications on Kubernetes. Say goodbye to vendor lock-in and hello to Supersonic Subatomic Java-based Serverless bliss!